Today I was at Shakey's Pizza with some teachers after school. I wandered into the arcade section behind one of their children and what to my wondering eyes does appear? Guitar Hero: Arcade Edition. Come on, kids! Pay a buck a song to play a game you have at home! You know you want to.
Anyway, I was watching some fat 11 year-old asian kid play Foghat and rocking out behind him. (It's a great song. "Slow Ride! Take it easy!") He noticed me after he finished the song and turned to me. "Hey, you want challenge me?"
I said, "Sorry man, no cash." Which was true. But on the inside I went, "Pffffft. I would so smoke your chubby ass on that game. Don't make me go ask my wife for a dollar."